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Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
Nani lakou! He aha kā lākou mau umauma pu. E ka hoa, ʻo wau paha i kou kāmaʻa! He ʻiʻo kā lākou i ka ʻai ʻana a me ka palu ʻana i kāna dick, laki kekahi poʻe. ʻO kēia mau brunettes he mau ʻuʻuku maoli ka pulu a pōloli no ke komo ʻana. Aloha au i ka wā ʻaʻole wahaheʻe nā kaikamahine e like me ka lāʻau, akā e lawe i ka manaʻo ponoʻī iā lākou iho, a eia lākou he ikaika loa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ʻo wai ʻo Tyler Nixon, akā manaʻo wau pono wau e aʻo i ka hoʻokani pila no kēia ʻano leʻaleʻa.
He moa wau i kēia manawa
Hoʻokani a pāʻani, lawe ke kaikamahine i nā mea i loko o kona mau lima ponoʻī a hoʻowalewale i ke kāne. Hāʻawi maikaʻi ʻo ia a hoʻonoho i ke kanaka ʻōhule.
Nā wikiō pili
♪ Makemake au e moe like me ia ♪